Stag Classic Stein Sml (14oz/410ml)

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Stag Classic Stein Sml (14oz/410ml)

50.00

Once when I was digging up potatoes in our garden, a gang of 3 stags came into our yard. Two of them were wary, but the largest was clearly more curious than wary. I was pretty sure these were the criminals who had eaten all the lettuce and beans in previous weeks, but was awed enough by their beauty that i just stayed put, kneeling in the dirt of the potato patch. The brave stag began approaching me, closer and closer, until his very pointy antlers were only a metre or two away from me. I tossed some dirt at him to scare him away, but he only flinched and moved closer. I tried the dirt tactic again, but to the same result. Finally, because I was beginning to worry about getting gored, I threw a potato at the ballsy thief. That did the trick. The three of them ran off, but not before I took a few close ups with my phone. So, that face on the mug? It's a mugshot of the very brave garden criminal who I fearlessly scared away with a potato.

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